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Sermons/Stories: Simulation of Life on a Navy Ship
Posted on Tuesday, October 23 @ US Mountain Standard Time by cvcaller
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seasongs writes "As promised in the Sunday morning announcements of October 21, here are some more "simulations of life on a navy ship" in honor of our Navy retiree Larry N. The first 6 were shared Sunday morning. Congratulations to Larry, and thank you for serving for 26 years! God bless you in your new ventures!
As promised in the Sunday morning announcements of October 21, here are some more "simulations of life on a navy ship" in honor of our Navy retiree Larry N. The first 6 were shared Sunday morning. Congratulations to Larry, and thank you for serving for 26 years! God bless you in your new ventures!
7. HAVE YOUR 5 YEAR OLD NEPHEW GIVE YOU A HAIRCUT WITH GOAT SHEARS.
8. DRIVE TO THE GAS STATION, GET PERMISSION FROM THE SERVICE ATTENDANT TO REFUEL YOUR CAR, DON RUBBER GLOVES, APRON, AND FACE SHIELD, START PUMPING, THEN TELL WIFE AND KIDS IN THE CAR,"WE'VE COMMENCED REFUELING".
9. SET YOUR ALARM CLOCK TO GO OFF AT RANDOM DURING THE NIGHT. JUMP AND GET DRESSED AS FAST AS YOU CAN, MAKING SURE YOU BUTTON THE TOP BUTTON ON YOUR SHIRT AND YOUR PANTS TUCKED IN YOUR SOCKS, RUN OUTSIDE AND UNCOIL THE GARDEN HOSE.
10. RAISE THE THRESHOLDS AND LOWER THE TOP SEALS OF YOUR DOORS SO THAT YOU EITHER TRIP OR BANG YOUR HEAD EVERY TIME YOU PASS THROUGH THEM.
11. YELL "ATTENTION ON DECK" EVERY TIME YOUR WIFE ENTERS THE ROOM.
12. INSTALL A WOODEN BOX WITH A SMALL SLOT IN THE TOP AND A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM THAT LEADS DIRECTLY TO THE TRASHCAN, AND ON THE BOX IN BOLD LETTERS WRITE.... "SUGGESTION BOX".
13. EVERY HOUR FOR 4 HOURS WALK ABOUT YOUR HOUSE, CHECKING THE WATER LEVEL IN THE TOILETS AND THE REFRIGERATOR TEMPS, GO OVER TO THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE. RING THE DOORBELL, WHEN HE ANSWERS, SALUTE HIM AND SAY.."ALL SECURE."
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